I have been thinking lately about life from my puppy, Chanel's perspective. I decided that I would attempt to write as though Chanel was writing in her diary. This is just a taste of what I am compiling. Please let me know your thoughts. If I have completely fallen off the wagon, then I will stop myself before I completely go off the deep end. But if you find this somewhat funny, easy to relate to, and maybe even educational please tell me. That's what I am going for.
Dear Diary,
Today mommy left me all alone while I was eating dinner. No crate, no baby gate, totally open! Now who does that to someone?! I am only 7 months old for crying out loud! What did I do to deserve this kind of punishment?? And who up and leaves in the middle of a meal? She thought leaving this big box with talking humans on it would make me feel better...well it didn't. Where did she go? Is she going to come back? Why does it always seem that when I get comfortable in a home, they up and leave me? As you know, I was stranded in New Jersey when I was just a wee pup. Then a nice human brought me to another place to stay where there were lots of other dogs like me. This human took me in for a little bit, and then gave me away to the human I am with now. It is hard to move around so much.
Well, let me try to keep my mind off of this. Oo! A toy! Ok, this will work, I'll just throw it up in the air and run and catch it and then do it again. That will make the time go by...weeeeee toys...yay....ok why isn't she back yet? There is soooo much space. Where can I hide? Oh, look, an little cave next to the couch. I think I have heard this called an end table before. Tonight, it is my safety cove. I will sit and wait. One hour later...
Mommy's home!!!!! Oh my goodness!!! And she brought Daddy!!! This is the best moment of my life! I wish I could wiggle my butt faster because I can't even begin to show just how happy I am. I thought they left me for good. But they didn't! What an exhausting experience. Now I can sleep in peace.
Little does she know...I'll get her back in the morning...
Dear Diary,
Today Mommy is bringing me to her Mommy's house. To start, I think I will have to go pee every 15 minutes. I am going to whine incessantly while she has me out on the cord. I don't care how much she hits me with the paper, I will keep whining. You can't hold me down, Mommy! Haha, it is working. She thinks that she can sit on the couch and rest? Think again! Mommy, Mommy, Mom, Mom, Momma...I have to pee. We do this for quite some time and now I think she has caught on to my tricks. You think you can just sit there and tell me no, and that is going to stop me? Think twice before you make that decision...I will just go pee...right...here! In your face Mom!! I'll show you! O boy...she is not happy...dang it.
Yay! We are going for another car ride...I love car rides. Everything moves so fast and air comes out of this slotted hole in the car, and I just love the smell of it. I love to stick my nose as far into the vent as I can. Phew, we are home. Finally. Oh no, Mommy is leaving again. Thanks for putting up the babygate this time!!! Gosh, was that so hard? She thinks I have calmed down, but I haven't.
So it's, the next day. You think playing with me is going to make me forget how you left me all by myself in this big scary place??? Nope. Sure didn't. Thanks for the playtime Mommy. I think I will walk over to this random spot, look at you, and pee. How do you like that one? Dang it. She is really mad. Hello crate. It has been so long since we last saw each other. I guess I won't pee in the house anymore. But it sure felt good to stick it to the wo-man.
Now, there are some edits to be made, but this will give you a feel for what I am trying to accomplish. It will talk about the ups and downs, along with the funny and not so funny moments of living in an apartment with just me and the pup.